Are you taking to...me?

Somehow there is the misconception that we don't know how to speak. That we produce some sort of grunts or growls instead of words. We DO speak. The problem is that most people don't know how to listen. I hate that.

Stupid vampires have taken the odd job to act as zombie-translators. All that they are looking for is to get money out of you or lure you into donating some blood for their services. Don't fall for that.

Next time, please STOP and listen carefully... you will find that we are amazing conversationalists.