WARNING!

Please read this before is too late!.

This is the real deal. If you are afraid of zombies please stop reading this blog.

Also, if you don't believe in zombie's existence, then... what are you doing here?
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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Zombies Love To Spend Money!

Oh yes we do. We are natural shoppers and spenders. As we are creatures of habit, we get into buying all sorts of things, from clothing (so the myth of us wearing drags is that... a myth) to informercial stuff. We love IKEA and COSTCO. As a fact, COSTCO is zombie heaven.

The only problem we have is that we are not paid enough to cover our shopping needs. Some zombies even hate to work (I do) to earn money, so we resource to credit. Zombies love credit cards. The more the merrier. At the end of the day if we don't have enough money to pay those credit cards we know that the issue becomes a problem... for the banks!. As if we care.

When a country is managed with crazy zombie-credit  mentality the big lenders are happy to pay those countries' debt. Look at America, Greece and now Spain... all that debt has been paid. And who is the generous soul that is helping out those countries that have huge debt?....China!

Zombies love China. They are generous as it can be. They have been paying all that debt asking for nothing in return. We like that. We are grateful.

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