Zombie Atacolypse!

Imagine this: zombies love fast food and zombies love tacos. The perfect combo for this culinary dream was created by a former US Marine called... Glen Bell (who else can know better about great food than...a Marine?) . Later on a police officer called Kermit Becky got the rights for a franchise (again...who else knows lots about great food?...a police officer!). The name of such great food chain?: Taco Bell!!!!

The rest is history. With more than 6,000 franchises around the world they make zombies happy...until now. Lawyers I tell you. A group of attorneys in California are suing Taco Bell because they just discovered that the so claimed "seasoned beef" is not what it seems to be.

It just happens that the tasty beef tacos and chimichangas that we all love so much, contain less than 35% of actual beef. The rest is what is known as "taco meat filling". What is this you ignorant reader might ask?: a combo of water , wheat oats, soy lecithin, maltodrextrin (I absolutely love the taste of maltodrextrin), anti-dusting agent -nobody likes dusty tacos- and modified corn starch.

My question here is... why is there always a lawyer to spoil something that is good in nature?. Leave Taco Bell alone!. Zombies love Taco Bell.