Zombies are always thirsty. Usually we tend to carry with us bottled water (we LOVE bottled water), but our fragile bodies require more than that. Zombies need protein.
Thanks to a very dedicated group of scientists and marketers we can solve our dilemma easily. Nowadays we can drink as much water as we desire and... get all the protein we need!. Its called Meat Water.
How does it taste like you would ask?... tastes like Beef Jerky, Chicken Teriyaki, Dirty Hot-Dog (love the name), Shrimp Salad, Sushi, Stuffed Quail -for the ladies-, Fried Oysters and a huge array of flavours.
Isn't a a bit disgusting you might say?... nope. It is an explosion of flavour in your mouth, just like when you haven't finish chewing and have a drink of water. Tasty.
Don't believe me?... visit their website. http://dinnerinabottle.com/
(As much as they should, they don't pay me for this humble review... a free one for them)
Are you crazy man? I need SOLID meat, eventhough my teeth are in bad shape at this moments. You know... to bite and to bite is not as healthy as to use the "bike".
ReplyDeleteA su edad?... dése de santos que hay carne embotellada.
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