Zombies love Sea Monkeys!

Zombies need way more love than what we get, that is why we resource to pet love. Most pets are annoying or needy (zombies don't need more of that, most of us are married...) so we are always looking for great fun, intelligent companion. Most zombies go for Sea Monkeys.

I love my sea monkeys. They are amazing and so smart. I started my first colony many many years ago. It was so successful that in a matter of weeks I had dozens of those little beautiful creatures. Some of them had green eyes, some of them had them blue with the odd one with black eyes. Some were tall and some were short. Some fat and some thin... that is they all looked like ...well.. sea monkeys.

I bought for them bikes, swings, a chemistry set and all that kind of stuff to keep them entertained. I built them a castle, a swimming pool and a casino. I named each one of them accordingly to its own behaviour. I had, for example, Benedict who, strangely enough had the tendency to go with younger sea monkeys to explore a cave that I built for them in their habitat.

Then I had Adolf, quite a busy and bossy sea monkey. He had issues, I recall. In almost a year he had organized the whole colony into pinkish sea monkeys and blueish sea monkeys. The blueish were segregated. When I noticed that I had to buy a new aquarium and separate the two groups. Having them together was not working out.

In the second colony I had the most noble and trainable sea monkeys, but they were bored. I decided to move from my first colony to the second one some of the most proactive sea monkeys, one called Freddy and others called Hannibal, Charles and Caligula. Bad idea. They got rid of my entire colony in one day, then they escaped. I miss them.

Now I am left with the original colony. As Adolf escaped their new leader is Stalin. Seems that all is back to normal again. They are having fun. Today I will introduce them to my newest sea monkey, Saddam. Its going to be so much fun.