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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Zombies love Home Made Coke!

Yes we do. As we have been around longer than advertisers, we have the "secret" formula right to the milligram. In the old days we use to make it at home and it was fun. All we needed was:

Fluid extract of Coca (the real deal, not the one you buy from your regular supplier)... 3 grams (I like it heavier in this ingredient so I personally use 300 grams)
Citric Acid ... 3 oz
Caffeine... 1 oz (again, I like it a bit heavier so I use 100 oz)
Sugar... 30 grams ( be careful... sugar is bad for you)
Water.... 2.5 gal
Lime juice... 2 pints, 1 quart (vitamin C is good for you)
Vainilla ... 1 oz
Caramel... 1.5 oz or more, for colouring

Mix and drink. Simple. Now... the bottled version is used for other things like relieve jelly fish stings, cure hiccups, keep your tires dirt free, clean burnt pans (for real), remove gum from your hair, clean a penny and remove oil stains from your driveway. Coke is goooooooood.
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2 comments:

  1. mario betteo barberisFebruary 16, 2011 at 3:51 AM

    Al fin diste la pista para saber en qué condiciones mentales y físicas estás cuando haces tu blog!! Necesitas tu Coca diaria. Voy a tratar de buscar los ingredientes en los negocios de mi barrio.

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  2. UnknownFebruary 16, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    Te digo, para bebida la coca y para comida mi meat water. Rico.

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