Zombie Planet VI

Yes, we have seen many changes in this planet...many. As we can't keep track on all changes we identify the current planet by the countries' most important features.

My 2014 World Cup Zombie Predictions

Zombies like football (or soccer like they call it ONLY in North America). No doubt. Now with all the time in our hands -what else do a zombie has to do but be?... we like to bet between us who is going to win the Brazil 2014 World Cup.

My system is infallible, I tell you. So here are my 99.9% accurate predictions for the first round. Mark the date and prepare to be amazed... I WILL be right. Remember we can't see the future but we do have the experience time only can give, one more perk to become a zombie.

Here are the ones who will make it to the second round:

Group A: Brazil
Group B: Chile
Group C: Colombia
Group D: Uruguay
Group E: France
Group F: Argentina
Group G: Germany
Group H: USA

Here we have the ones who will make it to quarter finals:

Brazil
Germany
Chile
Argentina

And here I present you the third place final:

Germany
Chile

And the final match will be:

Brazil
Argentina

And the winner will be...

I will leave you with the anxiety of not knowing until my mid June post...

Have fun, and if you don't agree with me...then be prepared to be wrong (I wonder how it feels though)

By the way if you are going to print or reproduce this just name the source and if you are planing to bet money... I get 50% no questions asked.

Wall Street Zombie, the 99%

Yep, we have representation in Wall Street. The other day I was visiting some friends and saw this guy. 99% of thought that he looked stupid. Only one who thought that he was funny (yes...the1%)...we beat him until he, voluntarily, changed his point of view. I love democracy.

Pentagon VS Zombies (CONOP 8888)

If you still think that zombies is a made up urban legend, a fantasy or a sci-fi character... guess again. The Pentagon (yes...THAT Pentagon) has invested a whack load of money to develop a contingency plan in the very probable zombie invasion.

Known by its code name, CONOP 8888, or Counter Zombie Dominance, this plan is designed to be prepared because "zombies pose a threat to all non-zombie human life".

Two things to consider here:

1. The Pentagon acknowledges that zombies ARE a threat to humanity, therefore zombies exist.
2. The plan, cute as it is, is worth nothing. We have the actual plan. We have studied it. We know how to counter-attack. Be ready. We are coming.

If you still thing this is not real, google the plan's code and, if you can actually read it you will notice that at the end of the document it states that "this plan is not actually designed as a joke".

Star Wars Episode 7 Official Poster, kind of...

George Lucas, Disney, please don't sue me, zombies have no money. I heard from the sister of a friend's father in law's father that for sure, sure one of the new planets in Star Wars is called Piriapolis.... you heard it here first.

Oh Sheet

My bedroom, my sheet........

From the Book of Knowledge I

Death is for life