Taking a Break

This zombie's lifestyle has change quite a bit and somehow needs to re-arrange his new schedule. That being said, it is time to take a break from the blog and focus on other things. As usual the urgent takes over the important. I will probably come back, but being a zombie...you never know. Thank you for visiting.

Why Do Zombies Walk so Slowly?

We walk for a reason...gas prices. When gas hit 5 1/4 Cents I decided that walking was the way to go...we do it slowly because, well, let's face it, what is the hurry?

I am Getting Ready for The New Batman Movie

They say it is the closest to the original one....I am dying to go to the screening!

Where Do Zombies Vacation?

Well...we like to travel -slowly but surely- but one of my favourite places is Haiti. It has it all: hurricanes, earthquakes, bad food and....zombies!!!!

I Walked With A Zombie

We have been around for a long long time. I like this video from 1943...I feel nostalgic.

Zombies are Impatient!

We don't like to wait to cross the street. I hate waiting to cross the street. That is the reason why zombies jaywalk all the time.

Different Points of View.

The first picture shows how a wife looks like to a male zombie after 10 years of marriage...the second one shows how a male zombie imagined a wife after 10 years of marriage. Different points of view.

Zombies Like...Beer...FREE Beer!!!!

One of the many real uses of an iPad...that is why I take it with me all the time. Zombies love beer!

Who Can Save Zombies From Humans?

Super Zombies, of course!

Zombie Tips for Women VI

During the cold months of Fall and winter, a good wife (read woman) must prepare the fireplace in advance, so when the husband arrives he will feel welcomed and maintain the house environment stress free. You must remember that the only reason for you to exist is to make him happy and comfortable.

Are There Any Gay Zombies?

Oh yes, we are out there...and we look FA-BO-LOUS!!!!!

Happy Zmombies Day!

Zombies have moms, you know.... so...happy zomombie day!!!

What Does a Zombie Do as a Hobbie?

Some of us kill (funny...kill) time by doing cross-stitch. I bought this set on Z-Bay.

Reason 180 Why Zombies Hate Water

Zombies dislike water. It is a well known fact. One of may reasons is because you might get hurt by a very stupid human trying to do balconing. Stupid humans!

From The Book of Knowledge XXII

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Frogs are Freakier than Zombies!

At least we don't pretend to be humans. We talk like zombies, eat like zombies and, of course we seat like zombies. Freak frogs are disgusting!

Mother Issues MCVI

All zombies have mother issues. I still resent my mom's constant commentary: "Sometimes when I look at my children I say to myself...you should have remained a virgin"

Bullet-proof Way To Escape from a Zombie

You can not say I am not fair...this is the key on how to survive a zombie.

Zombies also have Good Days and Bad Days

It is quite normal. Zombies also have good days and bad days. I, for one, prefer good days. I hate when something tries to take a bite of your trunk, that is why I keep mine hidden.

Of Zombies and Girls (bad girls)

Male zombies like girls...we are zombies not dead people!

In my last trip I went for dinner to a reputable area...and I found these girls. I wanted to talk to them, but unfortunately they were behind a window. Cowards!

Should Zombies Work?

Not really. Working is futile. It is a waste of time and it has really no rewards. Zombies need no money ti live and, look at the newspaper clip...no appreciation whatsoever. Live the worry-free life of a zombie!!!

Proper Careers for Zombies CVI

One important thing to do when you are young is to choose the right career. I for one did it and...no regrets.

What do Baby Zombies Eat?

OREOS!
Baby zombies have no taste for meat just yet. Instead they eat Oreos, but of course with milk, like in this Oreos advertisement. Thank you Oreos for this non-suggestive add!!!

Santa was Right!

Santa has the right idea...visit people only once a year.

Do zombies Like Hospitals ?

Oh....for sure. In hospitals we find all sorts of replacement parts. I, for one, have three kidneys.

A Light Dinner

Not all humans taste the same nor they provide the sufficient nutrients a zombie needs. I, for one, like a light dinner, like this girl in the picture. Not only light but stupid. The perfect combo.

An Easy Mark

We are not different from other creatures...if we can we rather go the easy way. When hunting for fresh flesh sometimes we just go to the nearest restaurant instead of walking (we don't run, what's the hurry) hours and hours to find a descent meal.
Last winter when I was in Alaska I found excellent hobo meat...and good price also.

Where do Zombies do their Shopping?

At the Inconvenience store, of course!

Zombies dislike Surprises!

Zombies are very quiet and reserved creatures. Any disturbance annoy us big time...you never know what can happen.

Sorry for the inconvenience ....

This zombie is Upgrading to a 3K (better than 3D) Class B Zombie. This Reno takes time so I will post new stuff on April 18. Stay tunned.