A Mexican Zombie?

Zombies hate discrimination. We don't discriminate nobody. According to the Urban Dictionary a Mexican zombie is a Mexican who stand outside uhauls (what is that?), Home Depot (a Mexican outside a Home Depot?...who is a Home Depot?) and construction sites (me no entiende construction site)...

Reason to Join The Zombie Clan I

That is the beauty of consuming brains...their are priceless...I mean, no price. No price no inflation. Another reason to become a zombie. Join us today!

That Was Not Me!

I swear...that one is not mine...I think...

Zombies Need Women to Balance Life

If not life...at least a vehicle. Good enough.

Zombie's Black Friday

You all are so busy with your buying frenzy that you don't even notice us.

Zombies are Optimistic

The way we read this sign is:
1. There is more food...somewhere, same taste and texture.
2. BBQ food. We like it
3. Where you find one human most likely there will be plenty more. Feast time.

Zombie Math Women's Style

Zombie women are almost the same as male zombies, again...almost.

Zombies Math I

Math is almost a natural occurrence in zombies...almost.

From the Book of Knowledge MMIV

My good friend Mark told me once: "Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint". We was right.

Zombie Children are Weird...

No kidding....I agree that childhood is a very weird joke that life throws at us at early age...but, really?...a child that likes turtles (stupid brainless slow creatures) and teachers (stupid brainless slow creatures)?....weird is an easy way to express my feelings.

Do zombies Have Memory?

Actually we do. Just last night I was trying to sleep looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself...where the heck is the ceiling?

Planet of the Donkey (not the movie)

Surreal....but true. Humans, what are you gonna do.

Do Zombies Go to Heaven?

If it is open...why not.

Putting Kids to Bed Zombie Style

Sometimes kids need a different approach when it comes to rules. Do your kids give you grief at bedtime?...hire a zombie. We fix pretty much everything in a loving and caring way.

Star Wars 7...top secret

YES, you can say you read it here...this is the opening sequence for the new Disney owned Star Wars 7...I am already in line to be the first one.

MY Halloween Costume for 2012

NOBODY will notice me. The perfect plan.

Weird Halloween Costumes IV

This is my last Halloween costume post in 2012...just want to say that is not a bad idea using a festivity -like Halloween- to introduce your child into new career opportunities

Weird Halloween Costumes III

Is your kid the kind that terrorizes the neighbourhood ?... easy ... let him to to gather candy in his usual outfit. He will get lots of candy...and money too!

Weird Halloween Costumes II

No kidding...this is weird even for a zombie (and the dad looks happy)

Weird Halloween Costumes I

Humans are quite peculiar. They fear zombies because "we eat brains"...where they eat ...poultry...and...gasp...kids. Weirdos.

Zombie Intimate Confession VI

YES...I confess.... I have used EPO many times before. Sorry Lance, I guess you were not the only one.

New Titanic Movie!

And it is not a 4D James Cameron movie...it is Killer Zombies from the Titanic. I am camping outside the movie theatre right now. It opens December 1st. Can't wait.

Is There Such Thing as a Zombie God?

YES....I AM a Zombie God.

Zombie's Wisdom I

Life is one percent luck, ninety eight percent perseverance and two percent accuracy.

Zombies Hate Competition!

Yes we do. Now, out of the blue, in Pakistan there is this stupid amoeba which enters trough the nose (here it goes for all those weird "neti pod" users) and starts eating away people's brains. It drive me nuts!...where is the elegance and cache that we provide when we eat brains?... entering through the nose?...really?...that is just disgusting.

Zombies have an Eye for Subliminal

Zombies have the ability to see beyond what humans do. Just a quick glance and we are able to see hidden messages, which are not visible to vulgar creatures, like humans.

I was re-watching one of my favourite movies, The Silence of The Lambs, and I noticed that there is more in the image than I imagined. I love subliminal images.

Little Secrets to Keep a Zombie Happy VI

It is a zombie's woman to make sure that when The Zombie comes back home from work that his kids are clean (we are rotting not dirty) well groomed and in a mood to please daddy. Otherwise the woman fails ... again.

Zombie Food option B

When zombies can't find brains we have to resource to other options. For me, a hamburger fan, this is option B. Bone Appetite !

Zombies Gets Lost Easily

So.... according to the Apple Maps Icon, I must turn left while on an overpass...doomed from the beginning...this zombie is lost.

Gangnam Zombie Style

Zombies and PSY's Gangnam moves....the perfect combo.