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Monday, November 29, 2010

Titanic's REAL story. Conspiracy Theories

As you well know, most zombies have been around for a long long time (we are destroyed only in the movies). Because of that, we know a lot of stuff as we have witnessed the real deal. That is the case of Titanic's fate. You have been told a lie. This is what really happened:


Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars ofthe condiment scheduled for delivery in Veracruz, México, which was to bethe next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.


This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise everdelivered to México. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to NewYork. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.The people of México, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, ofcourse, as Sinko de Mayo. 


The picture shows a society woman raising money to buy more mayonnaise to be shipped to México in 1912. So you know.

2 comments:

  1. Ese "Sink-o de Mayo" es excelente!! Felicitaciones por la ocurrencia. Somos del mismo club de disparatados con el lenguaje.

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  2. No te creas... lo lei hace mucho tiempo y me hizo gracia. A veces hay que tomar algo prestado para crear...

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