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Sunday, January 6, 2013

Zombie-proof House

Humans are funny...they still think that they can build a zombie-proof house. To start with, a 10ft chain link fence with security cameras?...we are zombies not stupids...we can climb, regardless of popular belief. Security cameras will just increase your anxiety as you will actually see we are coming.

I am googling this house. I will find it, get in while the security cameras will film it all... material for my next new movie.


2 comments:

  1. It looks like a Nazi concentration camp!! Gringos don't understand that the best way is to be zombie-friend, have it your side and not to defend themselves.

    The international policy is still repeating the same wrong solutions. Remember Matheson's prediction!

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  2. Like we can't climb...really. Also zombies enjoy more the brains of an angry-full of fear human. Friendly brains are just too soft.

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