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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

What Zombies Don't Need Anymore I


Zombies have little or no possessions whatsoever. We really don't need stuff, but, somehow this is in my "who cares if I have it or not" list:

1. Post Offices... I don't even recall being in one for such long long time....
2. Cheques... what is that?...they are so 20th Century. Gone by 2018.
3. Paper Money... plastic is better and smells nicer... coins?...please!
4. Newspapers... who still reads newspapers....grandpas?
5. Paper Books... a waste of space and, in any event aren't all books the same?...same letters different order... really humans... be creative!
6. Phone lines.... with a wire?.... really?....
7. Music.... I haven't heard something new worth a penny since, well... long long time. Music creativity is dying...with the exception of Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga, of course.
8. TV... paying a monthly fee to watch what you can get right away from your cellphone?...
9. Privacy... who cares if Google can give me free internet access, Facebook keeps me in touch with my friends and Tweeter allows me to see what my friends are doing...
10. Hard Drives... oh... so 70's... sight...





2 comments:

  1. ¿Para cuando un juego del tipo "ludo" o "monopoly" con motivos zombies? Ya es hora de actualizar la diversión.

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  2. No es mala idea. Me encantaria un Monopoly de zombis.

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