What do Zombies Get For Christmas?

Not what we wanted, that's for sure. Even though Christmas is one of the most beloved celebrations zombies have, we never get what we really want. Zombies are suckers for junk, so we go for the easy to give present: what TV and other media has told us that is the best bet to make our friends and families happy... things like a snuggy, the shake-weight, the kangaroo keeper, the vinyl bowler bag  or the pasta boat.

All I wanted was some spare parts. I got none. Humbogh.