Zombie's best friend

Zombies are solitary beings. We like to go trough life lone, unless we have a faithful friend that meets all zombies requirements:
a) Your pet is quiet (we hate noise)
b) Your pet is not needy (that discards teens right off the bat)
c) Your pet will last as long as you do (we don't die -been there done that-)
d) Your pet is economical (no more dry food)
e) Your pet does not poop on your floor nor you get fur balls on your carpet.


That basically narrows it don to... pet rocks!, yes, that amazing little loving creature that was discovered way back then in the 70's. They are amazing. I love mine and I know she (mine is a she) loves me back.


If you want to get one of these babies, nowadays you can find them in a more contemporary form, that is... a USB Pet Rock. YES, a USB version of it. Can't get better than that. And, if you were concerned if your per rock is MAC or Windows compatible... it doesn't matter.... it works with both systems (also Linux).


If you are a pet-loving-zombie as I am... you will love your USB Pet Rock. I guarantee it.