And the Zombie Christmas present of the year goes to...

From Etsy. Honestly..great !

Zombie Christmas Cookie

Dark in Netflix is about zombies !

Ha!
We are back baby. We are back.

The Last Jedi. The battle of the zombies!

Oh yes..I couldn't decide who looks zombier...honest.

What makes a zombie a zombie?

A haircut!

11 is a zombie!

You see? It really how you know us...we come in all forms and shapes. 11 is our public relations gold winner this year. She did great promo for us all zombies.

Zombies Fear Life!

Oh yes...we do fear somethings...life and unbaked cheesecake.

Did Zombies Voted for Hillary?

So..OK.. we did vote and YES we are not in the registry -even though we wanted to register as voters we ended eating the guys in charge of registration- but c'mon .. for Hillary?

Will Canada survive the Zombie Apocalypse?

Well...it depends. The ones who live East most likely will die quite fast: to start with they don't speak Zombie...they speak French! and zombies hate French (well actually they hate everyone but is because we have issues) then the ones in the middle will die, first the 50% who live in Cities and the other 50% will die later on when we manage to find them...but they most likely die of boredom (what do they do there for entreatment?) and the ones near the West Coast, well they will probably survive because they hardly go out as they are so busy working to pay for their houses that are ridiculously expensive...those will die of exhaustion or wealth, whichever comes first...

Mexicans need Zombie Advice!

Oh Mr. Trump... do the math: there are way more Mexicans than zombies...and we climb walls like there is no tomorrow. We are opening a Zombie School in Mexico so we can teach our Mexican colleagues to climb walls...is SO easy!

Robo Zombies?

And then again...zombies are the new black. In HBO's series Westworld all I see is zombies. They live, they die in the most horrible ways (Game of Thrones Anyone?) and they come back. They comply with the definition of a zombie. westworld is about zombies.

By the way...is it me or HBO is being eco-responsible and is recycling sets?..the background is Game of Thrones' Temple of the Thousand faces....ha!

Is The OA a Zombie?

OK...besides the ridiculous interpretative dance that is performed here and there in the show (which opens another question: do zombies dance?) I wonder if the TV has just found a new way to sell stories about zombies.

The OA, aka Original Angel (do not mess with me as I am the Original Zombie OZ) has died -many times it seems- and comes back to life. According to the Oxford dictionary, she IS a zombie.

Do Zombies sleep with their sisters?

Hopefully not. We had enough of the sibling effect in GOT....

Can a Zombie die...and come back...twice?

So...John Snow, zombie extraordinaire de Game of Thrones is coming back for the semi-season finale in March 2017...but...he is to die -gasp- again and reborn as Dragon Lord... Ha! and James Bond said that you can die only once!

Zombie Basic Training I

A day without sunlight is not the same as a night. It just looks like it.

Safety School for Zombies

Do not trust a human who is holding a chainsaw on the wrong end of a chainsaw...he might hurt himself and spoil the fun for you.

Zombie Inspirational Quotes I

Do not think yourself as an ugly human. Think yourself as a beautiful zombie.

The Bastard is Gone!

...for now. Some say Jon Snow will come back and some say he won't. I say that if he comes back he will do so as a zombie. Game of Thrones meets Walking Dead.

Zombie Park!

While I await the release of the movie Jurassic World, I have decided to crowdsource my very own zombie movie: Zombie Park. I am working on my Kickstarter campaign and I an just publishing production details. I have already contacted Steven Spielberg and J.J. Adams and as soon as they say yes, then I'll post my campaign. When a supporter invests $100.00 or more they will actually be a zombie in the movie; if they invest $500.00 they get to be an upfront zombie and if they give $1,000 then they actually will have a spoken part!!! (something like: hmmmmmnns, or grsfdhkjak, or basbasb....) now... if they want to be chased by a zombie, then they can choose to do so.

More details coming soon. Zombie Park, the movie soon in Kickstarter!

How to Educate a Zombie Kid IV

Educating a zombie kid is not an easy task...most of the times it feels as if you were talking to a dead kid. In a typical zombie family every adult member helps to raise a child, and of course mothers are the number one educators, for example:

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB  WELL  DONE

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning."