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Thursday, July 19, 2012

Are Zombies Good in Bed?

Yes we are, no shame in that. Our peak is when we reach Rigor Mortis, well, that is for male zombies.

4 comments:

  1. La verdad... ¿quien puede no envidiar la performance de un zombie si según esa escala, hay entre las horas 15 y 35 (20 horas!!!) de vida en el miembro que en otros momentois está "muerto"? El pequeño detalle es que eso sucede only once in the hole life. Bueno... todo no se puede.

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  2. Time is everything in a zombie's life. Unlike humans, we do our best during a relative small time frame, but then we become incomparable. Once a woman has had the zombie experience, then the rest of her sex life will be miserable.

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  3. conozco otros que solamente practican el rigor, una práctica mucho menos entretenida

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  4. Esos rigurosos ... nosotros practicamos la técnica y el rigor mortis y ofrecemos eterno placer....

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