IKEA and Zombies

Humans are weird. Somehow they lost their way and their values in an effort of achieving the ideals of westernized life style. Before life in a community was the most important part of social living, now they prefer living in over prized tinny apartments where they only interact with the community when in need of consumerism. IKEA is a big scary part of this. Recently I visited IKEA in China and in India...same "furniture and decor" than the stores in NY or Montreal.

Finally the circle is closing. All humans created equal...same house, same furniture, same food, same books to read (stupid Harry Potter) and same everything. That is why when we are ready -and we are preparing- we will start eating the brains (not sure if there is any left) of IKEA shoppers. Those will be our appetizers. Zombies hate IKEA.