Lesus Christ!

I knew it. It is not a zombie-language related issue. I have been calling... Lesus -his real name- to what humans know as "Jesus". Thanks to my amigo Francisco I have been cleaned. All the new medals minted to commemorate his first year as a Pope have the REAL name. I am sooooo eating some Christian brains today. And, in any event, in the job description knowing Latin was not a requirement.