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Monday, October 28, 2013

Where is the Poisoned Candy?

Oh, yes... still into this Halloween thing... humans are terrified that their little loved ones (stupid humans) might get hurt because they are told of horror stories about poisoned candy, sharp razor blades inside juicy apples, nails in cookies.... In my extensive research (actually looking for this elusive poisoned candy which must be so good that is to die for) and... not even ONE case in the whole history. Seems that candy makers made up the story so humans, as stupid as they are, will avoid home made treats and swamp the stores in search for the safe (ha ha ha ha) factory made candy.

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