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Please read this before is too late!.

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Friday, July 23, 2010

Numbers mean nothing

Numbers. They say a lot and they say nothing. Weird looking zombie-teen sensation Justin Bieber has reached -allegedly- 250 million hits in YouTube. Or that is what we are told. Just so you can imagine what does it mean 250 million, just write this number... 250,000,000. That is the entire population of France, Spain, Argentina and Mexico all together. That is a LOT of zombies watching an on-line video. And a bad video.

So, who is this young music wonder you will ask. Justin Bieber is a 16 year old Canadian who was "discovered" by a music agent last year. This guy took Bieber's home video and showed to music star Usher. Then Usher decided to give him a chance (lingo for owning him) and, in less than a year... well... 250 million people have claimed watching his latest music video.

I don't know about you, but I feel that nowadays zombies are easily manipulated with numbers. Who is going to actually confirm that 250 million hist have been reached?...only Youtube can do that. One hit is money...250 million hits its a lot of money. The more you say it, the more expectation you create and the more zombies want to go and see it by themselves. Pure manipulation.

There is a lot of money to be made in the music industry. Its insane. No quality needed, just manipulation. If you don't believe me, ask the "biebians" (a large group of lesbians that have modified their look to look, well...like Justin Bieber).

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