Do Zombies Marry?

Well... we used to but not that much anymore. In ancient times it was easier. A zombie would choose a bride and marry, go home and basically one was getting... free labour!

Nowadays female zombies are a bit smarter than before. Now they claim they have "equal rights" and that we have to share the workload. Not fair. And then, if things don't work out and we try to split, then most of the times we end loosing an arm and a leg in the divorce, and for a zombie that is too much to loose.