Do Zombies Wear Eyeglasses?

That is a stupid question. Of course we don't (have you ever seen a zombie with eye glasses?).

When you get to be a mature zombie, like me, you learn that there is absolutely NOTHING worth while to see. Please tell me, what should I see that I haven't seen. The last time I though that something was worth while to see I was soooo disappointed, and that was the last Harry Potter Movie.

And, please don't come and say that a sunset, a kid smiling, a puppy or the Eiffel Tower are a good reason to wear glasses because I will find you and eat whatever leftover brains you might have.