Zombies are Cool!

Yes we are. From e very young age, a zombie learns that in order to be cool one must do certain things that will get you in valuable social circles. I started smoking when I was 8... oh joy. The feeling of the smoke going through your lungs and sucking the life out of you.... incredible!

If you don't smoke, I highly recommend you to try it. Is not addictive, its fun and makes you feel muy macho. Think about it... the most important presidents of the US have been -or are- big smokers.... don't you want to be successful?