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Please read this before is too late!.

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Also, if you don't believe in zombie's existence, then... what are you doing here?
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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

How to Achieve Immortality

Being a zombie has great benefits. One of them is, of course, immortality (unless you find one of those nasty zombie killers, weirdos with a weapon). Immortality is not a given thing, you have to take care of yourself. To start with, one must take a daily dose of vitamin D. It adds years to your immortality.

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