WARNING!

Please read this before is too late!.

This is the real deal. If you are afraid of zombies please stop reading this blog.

Also, if you don't believe in zombie's existence, then... what are you doing here?
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Can You Kill a Zombie by Starvation?

Good luck with that idea. Zombies have covered all their bases to survive, even past 2012. We have built
a vault in Svalbard, a remote island archipelago north of Norway, with the idea of storing the zombie's future food supply in case of catastrophe.

We built it 426 feet under the mountain's surface and we are filling it out with 4.5 million frozen seed samples from more than 100 countries. No flesh there, though, so we will have to get by by eating other forms of protein. Remember, zombie does not eat zombie and we know that most humans will be contaminated. We are visionaries.

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