Zombies: a sustainable solution to life

There is no doubt that zombies are the best and most sustainable solution to life. We are as recyclable as it can be. As an alternative to life -and death- I suggest you try to be a zombie (try it, just for a day) and you will see how you will never come back to your old boring life.

By the way, by doing this post via internet I have saved 4 trees, 13,153 litres of water, 199 Kg of waste, 518 Kg CO, 6 Kj of electricity and 2 kg NOX. You can't argue...I am as sustainable as it can be.