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Monday, May 9, 2011

Looking for A New Wife Part III


I am still upset and hurt because of the pillow incident, therefore I am still looking for a replacement for the wife. As zombies are technology geeks -we absolutely love technology- I believe this could be a great candidate. I can even kiss my techno-wife long distance.  God knows the kissing tricks I can program my techno-wife to do.....

I think they are working on the remote-sex part. This looks promising.
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2 comments:

  1. claudia huergoMay 9, 2011 at 8:18 PM

    baasssta... bassta de resentimiento!!!!! su almohada ya no está. Caput.Se fue. Asúmalo zombie mañoso!

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  2. UnknownMay 10, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    ¿Mañoso?... usted no entiende. Un descuido fatal le puede costar a la esposa el matrimonio... o hasta la vida. Los zombies somos muy sentidos.

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