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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Letters to The Zombie. Thirsty for Love

Dear Zombie:

I love my husband a lot and we have been married for more than 25 years, but lately he does not want to have sex anymore. I am not sure if he doesn't love me anymore or if he is having an affair. What should I do?

Thirsty for love

Dear Thirsty for love:

This is not a love problem, its a physical issue. Your husband has what we call "dried out syndrome". My suggestion is to look for another man to satisfy your "needs" and keep the husband for company.

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