I am so exited. This is it...tic-toc, tic-toc....24 hours and counting...tic-toc. I am all ready. Got my Starbucks latte supply (five years worth), got my food (brains and Twinkies) and some porn magazines -yes, zombies have needs too!-. So, if the Mayans are correct, most likely you won't read this blog tomorrow... I will keep you posted. I might post a hour-to-extintion post just to make fun of all of you. Ah!...also I have my iPone...and my iPad...and my laptop...and my comic book collection, including all the Bizarro VS Superman ones, which are my favourite.
Good luck guys.
Before the worst (or the best), do you have any kind of information about what is going to happen, I mean,what kind of end will it be? An explosion? The void will suck the entire planet? A huge earthquake?A slow agony? I ask you because saturday I must cut the grass from my garden, and I want to know if I'll be still there. You know, my wife is a little touchy about that matter.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if my other answer went through...so here we go again: First you will hear a big BANG!...followed by a noisy BOOOOOM, then an extrange silence followed by a heatwave, then cold, then fog....as fog dissipates we will hear something that will sound like La Bamba...that is our call. Zombies will emerge and go after humans with brains (politicians are excluded, but we have something "special" for them). Then...VIVA LA FIESTA.
ReplyDeleteRegarding the wife's wishes...don't pay attention...who is going to be bickering tomorrow?...not her.