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Friday, December 28, 2012

Twinkie Recipe for Lonely Zombies I

LOG DAY 8. Bored to death...funny. Decided that today I am going to have a feast. A Twinkie feast. Today's menu is Twinkie Wiener. As I am so generous I will share my secret recipe for posterity (the world has ended so hopefully one day aliens will come and find this blog and learn about the only intelligent species on Earth: zombies. Here it goes:
INGREDIENTS: 6 wieners, 6 Twinkies open sideways, 1 can of pressurized cheese flavour substance such as "Easy Cheese".
Cut Twinkies sideways. Leave the creamy filling.
Warm the wieners, 6 at the time (who can eat less than 6?)
Put all together, unless you are stupid, in which case then you are on your own.
Spread 1/6th of the cheese substance in the "bun"
Enjoy.

I will have my feast watching another classic movie: Intercourse with a Vampire , hopefully will be better that yesterday's.

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2 comments:

  1. mario betteo barberisDecember 29, 2012 at 12:28 PM

    ATTENTION!!! Are you using the Twinkie defense in your own benefit? Twinkie defense" is a derisive label for an improbable legal defense. It is not a recognized legal defense in jurisprudence, but a catchall term coined by reporters during their coverage of the trial of defendant Dan White for the murders of San Francisco city supervisor Harvey Milk and mayor George Moscone. White's defense was that he suffered diminished capacity as a result of his depression. His change in diet from healthy food to Twinkies and other sugary food was said to be a symptom of depression.

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  2. UnknownDecember 29, 2012 at 12:51 PM

    A zombie depressed?....sure...there must be some. Mine is more like an addiction. Although I like brains and Ho Hos too...

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