WARNING!

Please read this before is too late!.

This is the real deal. If you are afraid of zombies please stop reading this blog.

Also, if you don't believe in zombie's existence, then... what are you doing here?
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Monday, July 25, 2011

Are All Zombies The Same?

Not really. Each zombie has its peculiarities and own personality -unlike humans-. If you want to get to know a zombie you must approach him/her, with caution as we are extremely shy, and try to know us better. Please don't get confused by trying to establish conversation with a zombie-look-a-like, there are plenty of them and as far as I am concerned, they all are weirdos. Don't say I did not warn you.

And please don't start a conversation with "are you going to eat my brains?"... it is quite pretentious of you to assume that you actually have brains. Chances are that you don't.

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