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Friday, July 29, 2011

Objects That Can Hurt a Zombie

Zombies have the ability to have accidents with sharp objects. Never the less, sometimes we need to use these miserable objects for every days tasks. Once I gathered enough courage I went to the store and purchased a pair of...gasp...scissors . Zombies should not be near scissors as we can cut ourselves. We dislike physical pain.

With my brave heart I went and bought this instrument from hell so I can cut some paper figures for my art project due Monday (stupid assignments that first grade teaches leave to un-skilled zombies). Now I am lost. They don't work!!!

I have tried and tried to cut my paper figures but this stupid thing is not collaborating. I hate scissors and I hate first grade art projects.
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2 comments:

  1. mario betteo barberisJuly 30, 2011 at 5:06 AM

    Entiendo porque no funciona. Si te fijas bien , hay una paradoja lógica: te dicen que debes cortar una cinta con una tijera para liberar a la tijera de su envoltorio. ¿Cómo, si para eso compré la tijera? Espero su acuerdo jedizombie.

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  2. UnknownAugust 1, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    Ese es mi punto. Traté de solucionar el asunto comprando dos tijeras... sigo sin tijeras.

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