Getting Ready to Find a New Job

As I am committed to find a job, I decided to get up early and go out there and find it. In order to do so, I purchased this alarm clock just to make sure I don't miss the mark.

The way it works is: I place several one hundred dollar bills on top, and if I don't get up on time -I place the alarm clock at a distance-...then it starts to destroy a bill per minute. That should be encouragement enough... the only problem is that I am using the wife's money. That will teach her.