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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Do Zombies Have Values?

Of course we do. Zombies have high values, foe example we sell our left arm for around $10,00 US -in working order- and our right arm for approximately $25,000 US. We also sell our legs, eyes and all other body parts.

What we never did, until recently, was to sell our basic organs (liver, heart, kidneys, etc), but a young fellow in China just sold one of his kidneys so he could buy...an iPad!. Sadly know I am getting offers for my kidneys too. I guess everybody and everything has a price.


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2 comments:

  1. mario betteo barberisSeptember 1, 2011 at 7:27 AM

    Eres un jedimaster del humor negro. (Sabés a lo que me refiero...)

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  2. UnknownSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:57 AM

    Sin humour no entiendo la vida. Lo del oriental vendiendo su riñón para comprar un iPad es verdad....triste.

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