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Monday, August 29, 2011

Do Zombies Understand Globalization?

I love when my readers ask me profound and meaningful questions like this one. I got this question about our understanding about globalization...Globalization is something that we understand truthfully. To us Globalizations is, tragically, Princess Diana death.

Because of your inferior intelligence, I will explain:

An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines.You are reading this because is posted by a Canadian-Mexican zombie, using Steve Jobs' technology and you are reading this on your computer that uses Taiwanese chips and Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian long horsemen and trucked to you by illegal Mexican workers.

All questions are welcomed.


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2 comments:

  1. mario betteo barberisAugust 30, 2011 at 8:24 AM

    Esa excelente descripción en economía tiene un nombre "Toyotización". Pasamos de la cadena de montaje tipo Ford, a un sistema en donde solo se trata de ensamblar piezas venidas de diversos lugares. La fábrica clásica va desapareciendo. Por eso los zombies ahora abundan... porque andan a la caza de pedazos de cuerpo. Ya no existe el hombre que mataba por robar al poderoso. Espero que esto también alimente tu espíritu.

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  2. UnknownAugust 30, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    Me alientas nomás. Hasta eso que los zombies no robamos... somos zombies no ratas. Y espérate a la famosa doble recesión... vamos a perder hasta los calzones.

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