I feel balanced, energetic and positive!!

Even though I was in such bad shape last week and my mood was on the floor, today I feel EXCELLENT. I feel full of energy, positive, energetic and my balance is quite amazing.

How did I achieve such change in such short time you might ask?

Easy. On the weekend I went with the wife to the Mall. In there there was this cart that was selling some strange bracelets  what we know now are called ENERGY BANDS. The guy got the wife's attention and sooner than she could say no, she was asked to stand on one feet and extend her arms. Even though she looked quite silly (more than usual) ... she did. Then the guy pushed her arm down and she lost her balance. Then he proceeded to place this artifact on her wrist and asked to do the same again. This time he could not make her loose her balance even though he was pushing harder.

He did couple more experiments on her, using the band and without. Her performance was very high using the magic band. Incredible.

For mere $59.00 (US) we could get one piece of the latest technology in our hands!... so... we decided to buy not one, not two, but 20, so we could use ours and give away to our friends and family. We are good people.

How does this incredible artifact works?... we were explained that it contains a mix of ultra high end newly discovered materials and nano particles that absorbs the negative energy and radiation around us. Developed by NASA we were told.

Now we are so happy. Our lives have improved so much thanks to technology. Today I am a well balanced, energetic and a radiation free zombie.