Do Zombies Smoke?

Actually we do. It is a healthy habit. Way back then, I was a very skinny quite whitish young zombie. I was always sick. One day my mom decided that I needed something to bring back my health. She suggested cigarets. I did not know better...

In matter of weeks, my asthma disappeared !!!... now it was a healthy bronchitis. I could see my mom was wright. I forgot completely about my asthma. I had bigger fish to fry.

Nowadays I am as unhealthy as it can get. I am a happy zombie. Thanks mom.