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Friday, August 5, 2011

Sometimes I Feel I Need To Be Loved!

It is a fact. Zombies need love too. I don't see the reason why all other creatures can be loved but us. For example...vampires (stupid disgusting creepy creatures, no offence). There are a bunch of books, movies and TV series about love and vampires. Why can't we inspire love?

I am depressed. I need some warm fuzzy love. Promise not to eat your brains...promise (well, kind of... must creatures are brainless as a principle). If you are interested in a loving warm flesh eating love, just drop a note. I will consider all offers.
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2 comments:

  1. mario betteo barberisAugust 7, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    El chiste es excelente. Ojalá algún día toque a mi puerta el sr que está en el couch. Además, le voy a cobrar muy caro!!!

    Stop weepping. Your zombiewife is looking for your brain everyday.

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  2. UnknownAugust 8, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    Yo no haría eso. Yo ni le cobraba. A la mera él es el que realmente tiene las llaves del paraíso y uno se queda frito para la eternidad. Yo le daba la consulta gratis y hasta le hacía un tesito.

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